Scene: I am asleep.
There is suddenly one of the cats I'm cat-sitting through tomorrow on the bed,
by my face.
Thor: GET UP! GET
UP!! The sun is rising!! You have to feed us NOW!!!
Me: Oh, hell no...go
back to sleep.
10 minutes later, I hear a "thunk." My iPod Touch
(I use it as an alarm clock) has been removed from the nightstand to the floor.
Thor: Seriously,
woman, you need to get up and feed us.
Me, retrieving device: You can wait another hour.
10 minutes later, there's a cat sitting on my head, licking
my hair...
Thor: I will not take
no for an answer. Get up and feed us.
Me: You will too take
no for an answer. (And he gets removed to the foot of the bed.)
10 minutes later, I hear "rustle, rustle..."
Me: What are you
doing? Stop it. (rustling stops for maybe 2 minutes...)
"rustle, rustle..."
Me: seriously, where
the hell =are= you and what are you doing??! (rustling stops...)
"rustle, rustle..."
I put on my glasses, and he's trying to eat some of his
owner's papers, which were under her laptop.
Me: Will you STOP
it!?!??! (I get out of bed to go push papers back under the computer...)
Thor: Since you're
out of bed...
Cleo: YAY, YAY, YAY,
she's up, it's breakfast time...
Me: :Facepalm: Ok.
You win...
10 minutes later, I was back in bed. 10 minutes later the
alarm went off, whereupon I turned it OFF instead of hitting Snooze.
4 hours later...
Me: ZOMG you guys, I
was going to go birdwatching, you let me go back to sleep!!!!
Thor: What? We ate
already...but are you going to give us more food now?
