Ears: Guys....hey, guys... does anyone else hear music?
Rest of body: Mmmrph. Shut up.
Left hand: I'm asleep...
Rest of body: We all are. Shut up...
Left hand: No...that's not what I mean...
:silence:
Ears: da-da-da-da, dum-tee, dum-tee... I swear I know this
song, too...
Rest of body: Shut. Up.
Lower abdomen: Ow. ibuprofin, please?
Rest of body: We are not moving. Shut up.
Left hand: I'd really appreciate it if you'd move me...
Rest of body: GO BACK TO SLEEP!
Left hand: *sigh*
:silence:
Right big toe: :taps in rhythm:...
Ears: See!? Yeah, this is where it goes to the fast part...
why does it sound like it's so far away?
2 cells in brain capable of rational thought at that hour:
That sounds like a song we have loaded on the iPod. Isn't that the one we use as
an alarm in the mornings?
Left hand: *PRICKLE*
Rest of body: OW, wtf?!?!?
Left hand: I =told= you I was asleep...
Control center: Left shoulder, elbow! Get that circulation
moving again!!
Another small part of brain: Wait... who said something
about an alarm?? Yeah, that does sound far away...
Ears: I told you so...
2 cells capable of rational thought: It might sound like
that if it were buried in our purse...
Panic center: ZOMFG, what time is it?!?!?!?!
Body: all right, all right... :rummages through purse:
Eyes: Panic's over...we haven't overslept!!
Left index finger: Initiating sequence!!! :hits
snooze:
Rest of body, lying down again: Ahhhh...zzzzz....
Lower abdomen: You =could= have gotten me some ibuprofin
just now, since you were up...
